One of Laura's favorite things was Chuck Norris jokes, so I looked up a few and here are some of my favorites!
1. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
2. There is no theory of evolution. There are only the creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
4. Chuck Norris is currently suing the NBC show Law and Order, claiming that those are the trademarked names for his right and left legs.
5. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
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